(From an IM today with Rachel, our bigfoot costume designer. Names have been hidden to protect the innocent.)
(12:14:39 PM) Rachel: i may need to go to Cappels too
(12:14:42 PM) Rachel: for boobs
(12:14:51 PM) Dennis: shit
(12:15:01 PM) Dennis: that’ll be weird.
(12:15:11 PM) Rachel: i think I will call first to see how much
(12:16:01 PM) Rachel: I am actually trying to figure how to ask them without sounding like a boob myself…
(12:26:47 PM) Rachel: ok i will call
(12:26:58 PM) Rachel: on phone w/Cappels
(12:27:41 PM) Rachel: ok here is how that conversation went…bear with me
(12:27:51 PM) Rachel: “Cappel’s. ‘N’ speaking.”
(12:27:59 PM) Rachel: N: “How can I help you?”
(12:28:26 PM) Rachel : Me: “I was calling to see how much your boobs are?”
(12:28:44 PM) Rachel: N: (disgusted like) “Excuse me?”
(12:29:30 PM) Rachel Meyer: Me: “No… the costume boobs.”
(12:30:06 PM) Rachel Meyer: N: “Ohh…”(both laughing now) “You mean the tie on kind?”
(12:31:02 PM) Rachel Meyer: Me: “Yes. I bet that sounded like a prank call.”
(12:31:29 PM) Rachel Meyer: N: (laughing) “I will be right back I will find out how much it is…”
(12:31:40 PM) Rachel Meyer: Me: “Thank you.”
(12:32:57 PM) Rachel Meyer: all in all it was a funny conversation
(12:34:09 PM) Dennis: Figured it would be.
(12:34:18 PM) Dennis: The sacrifices we make for our art.
(12:35:14 PM) Dennis: But, you should have ended the conversation with “N” with “By the way… nice tits.”
There you have it. The Monkey Ltd team: professionals through and through, but still enjoy some good boob humor when necessary.
And, before you ask, yes. Yes, our bigfoot is going to have a nice rack….
Okay. Not really. But it is a female. And, that’s all I’m saying.
And don’t forget: For all your boobie needs, shop at Cappel’s (http://www.cappelsinc.com/).